Monday, October 31, 2011

Today's Quote

“Don’t seek, don’t search, don’t ask, don’t knock, don’t demand – relax. If you relax, it comes. If you relax, it is there. If you relax, you start vibrating with it.”

~Osho

We often associate getting what we want with fighting. We attack our to-do list. We struggle for success. We fight time to make some for ourselves.

The result of all that pushing and prodding might be accomplishment, but it comes encased in tension.

You stress about the potential to miss the mark. You stress about whether or not you’re doing things the right way. You stress about losing what you have once you get it.

Today, think about the getting, the going and the giving as exercises in ease. That doesn’t mean you don’t put in your best effort. It just means you’ve decided to be part of the flow instead of assuming you need to resist it.

Breathe. Move. Breathe some more. Everything will get done. How much you struggle is entirely up to you.

You Know You're Too Old to Trick or Treat When....

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' And can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

Happy Halloween

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'In Living Color' Returns With Two Specials On Fox

LOVED this when it was on!!!!!

"In Living Color" is coming back to life. At least for a little while.

Fox announced on Friday that they will revive the classic 90s sketch comedy show in the spring of 2012, airing at least two TV specials that will be hosted and executive produced by the show's original co-creator, Keenan Ivory Wayans.

During a revolutionary run between 1990 and 1994, "In Living Color" gave the sketch format an edgier, urban twist, and launched the careers of the large Wayans clan -- Damon, Shawn, Marlon and Kim all co-starred -- as well as those of David Alan Grier, Jim Carrey and Jamie Foxx. Jennifer Lopez, who led the Fly Girls dance troupe on the show, also got her big break from the series.

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A Sister’s Eulogy for Steve Jobs

Sent chills through me.

-SNIP-

Tuesday morning, he called me to ask me to hurry up to Palo Alto. His tone was affectionate, dear, loving, but like someone whose luggage was already strapped onto the vehicle, who was already on the beginning of his journey, even as he was sorry, truly deeply sorry, to be leaving us.

He started his farewell and I stopped him. I said, “Wait. I’m coming. I’m in a taxi to the airport. I’ll be there.”

“I’m telling you now because I’m afraid you won’t make it on time, honey.”

When I arrived, he and his Laurene were joking together like partners who’d lived and worked together every day of their lives. He looked into his children’s eyes as if he couldn’t unlock his gaze.

Until about 2 in the afternoon, his wife could rouse him, to talk to his friends from Apple.

Then, after awhile, it was clear that he would no longer wake to us.

His breathing changed. It became severe, deliberate, purposeful.  I could feel him counting his steps again, pushing farther than before.

This is what I learned: he was working at this, too. Death didn’t happen to Steve, he achieved it.

He told me, when he was saying goodbye and telling me he was sorry, so sorry we wouldn’t be able to be old together as we’d always planned, that he was going to a better place.

Dr. Fischer gave him a 50/50 chance of making it through the night.

He made it through the night, Laurene next to him on the bed sometimes jerked up when there was a longer pause between his breaths. She and I looked at each other, then he would heave a deep breath and begin again.

This had to be done. Even now, he had a stern, still handsome profile, the profile of an absolutist, a romantic. His breath indicated an arduous journey, some steep path, altitude.

He seemed to be climbing.

But with that will, that work ethic, that strength, there was also sweet Steve’s capacity for wonderment, the artist’s belief in the ideal, the still more beautiful later.

Steve’s final words, hours earlier, were monosyllables, repeated three times. Before embarking, he’d looked at his sister Patty, then for a long time at his children, then at his life’s partner, Laurene, and then over their shoulders past them.

Steve’s final words were:

OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.

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This is Halloween - The Nightmare before Christmas

Hearty Meatball Soup


For one of the best homemade soup recipes you must try your hand at this meatball soup. Packed full of veggies, flavor and homemade meatballs, this Hearty Meatball Soup makes an amazing meal on a cold night; pair with biscuits or bread to complete.

Cooking Time: 40 min
Ingredients

* Meatballs
* 1 small zucchini
* 1/2 medium onion
* 1 large garlic clove
* 1/4 cup parsley
* 1 pound extra lean ground beef
* 1 large egg
* 1/2 teaspoon teaspoon salt
* 1 pinch white pepper
* 1 teaspoon paprika
* 1 tablespoon no salt seasoning or Italian seasoning
* Soup:
* 2 liters chicken stock or water with stock cube
* 4 small zucchini, diced
* 2 large carrots or handful baby carrots, diced
* 1/2 medium onion, chopped
* 1 large potato, peeled and diced
* 1 cup broccoli, diced
* 1/2 cup frozen green peas
* 1 tablespoon no salt seasoning or Italian seasoning
* 1 teaspoon paprika
* salt and pepper to taste
* 1 handful parsley, chopped

Instructions

For Meatballs:

1. In food processor chop zucchini, onion, garlic clove and parsley.

2. Add it to large bowl with ground beef, egg, seasoning, paprica, salt and pepper. Mix everything together with spoon.

3. Roll balls about 2 teaspoons size and place them on a plate. Pop them into refrigerator for 10 minutes.


For Soup:

1. Meanwhile bring the broth to boil and then add all the vegetables except of parsley. Add seasoning, paprika, salt and pepper.

2. Bring everything to boil and start adding meatballs one by one.

3. When all the meatballs are in, lower the heat to medium low and simmer the soup for 35-40 minutes or until meatballs are done and vegetables cooked through.

4. Remove from the heat add parsley and serve.

Trick or Treat

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Today's Quote

"Possession of material riches, without inner peace, is like dying of thirst while bathing in a lake

— Paramahansa Yoganand

De La Soul - The Magic Number

In Memoriam

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Website of the Day

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Senior 'Personal' Ads

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FOXY LADY
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.



LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.



SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.


WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy .


BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.



MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.



MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Bank of America Makes 6.2 Billion Tax Free Dollars in Third Quarter Profits

Bank of America reported $6.2 billion in third quarter gains this year, nearly recouping a $7.3 billion loss from the same time last year. Bank of America ceded its ranking as the largest bank to J.P. Morgan & Co after CEO Brian Moynihan began a campaign of mass asset sales in an effort to boost the bank’s capital. Moynihan has suggested that new regulations mean the bank will have to start charging fees for services that have traditionally been free, such as debit cards and checking accounts.

READ

Banana Bread



Ingredients

1 1/4 cups sugar
1/2 cup butter or margarine, softened
2 eggs
1 1/2 cups mashed very ripe bananas (3 to 4 medium)
1/2 cup buttermilk
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 1/2 cups Gold Medal® all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup chopped nuts, if desired


Directions

1. Move oven rack to low position so that tops of pans will be in center of oven. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease bottoms only of 2 loaf pans, 8 1/2x4 1/2x2 1/2 inches, or 1 loaf pan, 9x5x3 inches.

2. Mix sugar and butter in large bowl. Stir in eggs until well blended. Add bananas, buttermilk and vanilla. Beat until smooth. Stir in flour, baking soda and salt just until moistened. Stir in nuts. Pour into pans.

3. Bake 8-inch loaves about 1 hour, 9-inch loaf about 1 1/4 hours, or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes. Loosen sides of loaves from pans; remove from pans and place top side up on wire rack. Cool completely, about 2 hours, before slicing. Wrap tightly and store at room temperature up to 4 days, or refrigerate up to 10 days.

Sketchy Duel

Slow Cooker Red Beans and Rice

Ingredients

* 3 cups water
* 1 cup dried red kidney beans
* 1 cup chopped onion
* 1 cup chopped green bell pepper
* 3/4 cup chopped celery
* 1 teaspoon dried thyme
* 1 teaspoon paprika
* 3/4 teaspoon ground red pepper
* 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
* 1/2 (14-ounce) package turkey, pork, and beef smoked sausage, thinly sliced (such as Healthy Choice)
* 1 bay leaf
* 5 garlic cloves, minced
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 3 cups hot cooked long-grain rice
* 1/4 cup chopped green onions

Preparation

* Combine first 12 ingredients in an electric slow cooker. Cover with lid; cook on high heat for 5 hours. Discard bay leaf; stir in salt. Serve over rice; sprinkle servings evenly with green onions.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Today's Quote

“Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.”

― Bern Williams

Floating Diaper Saves Toddler from Drowning

3-year-old was rescued from a lake, thanks to her absorbent Pampers diaper.

Basic Blueberry Buckle

The Basic Blueberry Buckle is a classic dessert recipe that is in between a cake and a crumble. It is full of delicious fruit but still has the buttery, richness of a delectable dessert.

Ingredients

* 1/4 cup unsalted butter
* 1/2 cup flour
* 1/2 cup sugar
* 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
* 2 cups flour
* 2 teaspoons baking powder
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 3/4 cup sugar
* 1/4 cup unsalted butter (half a stick)
* 1 large egg
* 1/2 cup milk
* grated rind from one lemon
* 2 cups blueberries

Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.

2. For topping, combine butter, flour, sugar and cinnamon until crumbly. In a small bowl, combine the flour, baking powder and salt.

3. In a large bowl, cream the butter and sugar, add the egg and the lemon rind. Add the flour mixture and the milk alternately.

4. The dough will be very stiff and you may have to add a little more milk. Stir in the blueberries.

5. Spread the batter into the prepared, buttered pan, either one 13" x 9" or two 8" x 8", sprinkle with the topping and bake in pre-heated.

6. Bake in the middle rack for about 30 to 35 minutes. Test for doneness by inserting wooden toothpick in the middle. When done, toothpick will come out dry. Freezes well.

The unstable future of a world full of men

As the global population hits seven billion, experts are warning that skewed gender ratios could fuel the emergence of volatile “bachelor nations” driven by an aggressive competition for brides.

The precise consequences of what French population expertChristophe Guilmoto calls the “alarming demographic masculinisation” of countries such as India and China as the result of sex-selective abortion remain unclear.

But many demographers believe the resulting shortage of adult women over the next 50 years will have as deep and pervasive an impact as climate change.

The statistics behind the warnings are grimly compelling.

Nature provides an unbending biological standard for the sex ratio at birth of 104-106 males to every 100 females. Any significant divergence from that narrow range can only be explained by abnormal factors.

In India and Vietnam the figure is around 112 boys for every 100 girls. In China it is almost 120 to 100 — and in some places higher than 130.

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The book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in book stores

Website of the Day

Life in a Day was shot by thousands of people, in 192 countries, on a single day in the summer of 2010. You can watch it in its entirety on YouTube this week. (It premieres on Friday, the 28th.)

Kevin Macdonald (grandson of the great British director Emeric Pressburger) assembled the movie, cutting 80,000 clips—which amounted to 4,500 hours of film—down to 90 minutes. There’s no narration; the connections are all intuitive. But the individual moments do cohere, and they eventually add up to a film that’s much more than the sum of its parts.

Just 147 corporartions are ‘running the world’

Using a series of colored blocks, progressive talk show host Thom Hartmann explained this week how just 147 corporations run the entire global economy.

Spurred on by a recent study titled “The capitalist network runs the world,” The Big Picture host showed how there are harmful clusters of power that have become pervasive throughout the system that runs the global economy.

“These 147 companies around the world have basically organized themselves into this cancer, and they’re basically running the world,” he explained. “There sucking up 40 percent of all the resources in the world.”

Amish Style Chicken and Corn Soup

This delicious chicken and corn soup will fill you up and keep you warm and toasty on a cold fall day. It's easy to make a great soup for the whole family kids will love the corn and noodles.

Ingredients

* 1/2 stewing hen or fowl
* 2 quarts chicken stock or broth
* 1/4 cup onion, coarsely chopped
* 1/2 cup carrots, coarsely chopped
* 1/2 cup celery, coarsely chopped
* 1 teaspoon saffron threads (optional)
* 3/4 cup corn kernels
* 1/2 cup celery, finely chopped
* 1 tablespoon parsley, fresh chopped
* 1 cup egg noodles, cooked

Instructions

1. Combine stewing hen with chicken stock, coarsely chopped onions, carrots, celery, and saffron threads. Bring the stock to a simmer. Simmer for about 1 hour, skimming the surface as necessary.

2. Remove and reserve the stewing hen until cool enough to handle; then pick the meat from the bones. Cut into neat little pieces.

3. Strain the saffron broth through a fine sieve. Add the corn, celery, parsley, and cooked noodles to the broth.

4. Return the soup to a simmer and serve immediately.

My Resignation Letter to My Staff

Hello Team Excellence,

It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you of my resignation from ______. My last day at _____ will be 11/18.

I want you thank you all for your support over the years – I couldn’t have asked for a better group of people to work with. I wish all of you well in your future endeavors both personally and professionally.

I hope you will keep in touch. My home phone is _______, my personal email address is _______gmail.com and you can also find me on FB and are welcome to send me a friend request.

Thank you again for all you do. More information will be forthcoming re the reorganization that will take place.
By Alexander Greene

Dr. Taleb is the bestselling author of "Fooled by Randomness," about the underestimation of randomness in modern life, and "The Black Swan," about the likelihood of major, unpredictable events occurring in financial markets. (With auspicious timing, the latter came out just as the financial crisis of 2007-2008 began to unfold.) Both books are now considered investment classics.

Taleb is an insightful and unorthodox thinker. A practitioner of mathematical finance, he is an Oxford University professor, a former hedge fund manager and a scientific advisor at Universa Investments.

When I last chatted with him, he told me he was writing a book about religion. That is still in the works, however. Last year he published "The Bed of Procrustes," a collection of philosophical thoughts about work, life and the limits of our understanding.

Taleb believes that when facing situations where we have limited knowledge, we tend to squeeze our thinking into widely accepted ideas and prepackaged narratives... with potentially explosive consequences. (Many investors learned this the hard way during the financial meltdown a few years ago.) His goal is to get you to reexamine your premises.

Taleb's points are often counterintuitive. Some are maddening. A few are elitist. Virtually all are thought provoking. That alone makes him worth reading.

Here is just a small sampling:

Education makes the wise slightly wiser, but it makes the fool vastly more dangerous.

Work destroys your soul by stealthily invading your brain during the hours not officially spent working.

Preoccupation with efficacy is the main obstacle to a poetic, noble, elegant, robust and heroic life.

They will envy you for your success, for your wealth, for your intelligence, for your looks, for your status - but rarely for your wisdom.

Don't cross a river because it is on average four feet deep.

Asking science to explain life and vital matters is equivalent to asking a grammarian to explain poetry.

Those who think religion is about "belief" don't understand religion, and don't understand belief. By accepting the sacred, you reinvent religion.

After a long diet from the media, I came to realize that there is nothing that's not (clumsily) trying to sell you something. I only trust my library.

The opposite of success isn't failure; it's name-dropping.

Read nothing from the past one hundred years; drink nothing from the past four thousand years (just wine and water).

In Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics, the magnificent is the "great-souled" who thinks of himself as worthy of great things and, aware of his own position in life, abides by a certain system of ethics that excludes pettiness...

The weak shows his strength and hides his weaknesses; the magnificent exhibits his weaknesses like ornaments.

You will be civilized on the day you can spend a long period doing nothing, learning nothing, and improving nothing, without feeling the slightest amount of guilt.

You are rich if and only if the money you refuse tastes better than the money you accept.

It is as difficult to change someone's opinions as it is to change his tastes.

The curious mind embraces science; the gifted and sensitive, the arts; the practical, business; the leftover becomes an economist.

Your reputation is harmed the most by what you say to defend it.

There are two types of people: those who try to win and those who try to win arguments. They are never the same.

My only measure of success is how much time you have to kill.

Older people are most beautiful when they have what is lacking in the young: poise, erudition, wisdom, phronesis, and the absence of agitation.

We are only truly alive in those moments when we improvise; no schedule, just small surprises and stimuli from the environment.

You need to keep reminding yourself of the obvious: charm lies in the unsaid, the unwritten, and the undisplayed. It takes mastery to control silence.

The sucker's trap is when you focus on what you know and what others don't know, rather than the reverse.

"Wealthy" is meaningless and has no robust absolute measure; use instead the subtractive measure "unwealth," that is, the difference between what you have and what you would like to have.

More than anything, the book is an eloquent plea to slow down and think. Indeed, Taleb provides no commentary on any of his short sayings. His intention is not to explain but to provoke.

An aphorism, he believes, is like poetry, something the reader needs to work out for himself.

German Guy



Friday, October 28, 2011

Today's Quote

Your gut is your inner compass.

— Oprah

PUMPKIN BURGERS

Mix and brown together 1 1/2 pound ground beef and one medium onion, chopped. Add 12 oz. jar or chili sauce, 1/2 cup pumpkin, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 teaspoon pepper, 1 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice and one can tomato soup. Let simmer about 1 hour. Serve on buns.

The Black Widow - Alice Cooper

‘Anonymous’ vows to ‘destroy’ Fox News website on Nov. 5th

In a video statement carried recently by several official channels maintained by members of the hacker activist group “Anonymous,” a digitally generated voice explains that the online collective has decided to take down the Fox News (GOP-TV) website on Nov. 5th of this year.

The date, Nov. 5, is significant for its dramatic placement in the film and comic book “V for Vendetta,” about a freedom-loving terrorist who destroys an authoritarian government that’s come to power in the U.K. “Remember, remember the 5th of November,” is his saying, hearkening back to the “Gunpowder plot” of 1604, in which the terrorist Guy Fawkes was captured and executed for his attempt to blow up Parliament.

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Here's the joke....

The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him "Do you love your wife?" so he replies "Yes I do, sir." "Do you love your country?" asks the interviewer. "Yes I do, sir.", interviewer continues, "What do you love more, your wife or your country?" he replies "My country, sir." The interviewer looks at the man, "Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her."

The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves. The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun down and says "I can't do it..."

The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!", to which the guy replies, "The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!

Health, Plans and What You Pay

This article courtesy of Feed the Pig. Copyright 2011 American Institute of Certified Public Accountants.

This month, Open Enrollment will begin for many US employees. Just because you've had the same plan for years doesn't mean it's the best option for you. Often plans change from year to year, which may mean greater opportunities for saving if you switch plans. Take the time to review your insurance plans and other employer-sponsored benefits, and talk to a financial advisor, like a CPA, if you have questions or concerns. Here are some things to consider.

Personal needs. The most important part of selecting insurance is ensuring that all of your needs are met. Do you see a specialist? Do you have any special medical needs or equipment? Do you have high cost prescriptions? What benefits and exclusions are included in each plan? Will all of your needs be taken care of? Ask yourself these questions and make a list of everything that you would like to have covered. Then, refer to your list as you review your insurance plan options.

Consider a high-deductible. According to a Towers Watson survey, two-thirds of large employers will offer at least one high-deductible plan for 2012, up from 61% in 2011; 10% will offer it as the only option. On a high-deductible plan you'll pay lower insurance premiums every month, but more up front before your insurance kicks in. To help offset the burden of reaching your deductible, many companies provide health savings accounts (HSAs); having an HSA also helps build your medical emergency nest egg.

What ifs. As the old adage goes: hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. Run a worst-case health scenario under each plan to see how financially vulnerable you would be should you or one of your covered dependents have a serious accident or illness. Know what expenses are counted in the out of pocket maximums. For example, how much would you have to pay out of pocket with each option if you suddenly need $50,000 worth of care?

Some companies have tools for you to calculate your approximate cost under each plan, giving you a clearer picture of which one will be the best for you. Your human resources department can help you get the information you need in order to make the decision that's right for you. For more information on health care and health insurance, click here.



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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Today's Quote

“Letting go of the past means that can you enjoy the dream that is happening right now.”

-Don Miguel Ruiz

If you’re lost in your head, rehashing or obsessing, you miss all the little things that make life feel full and satisfying.

You don’t notice the small gestures that show people love you; they seem like everyday courtesies that don’t warrant consideration. You don’t acknowledge the trees and flowers that make your space beautiful; they fade into your peripheral vision like part of the furniture.

The little things are the big things. Happiness is paying attention. Give yourself permission to let go of everything that stands in the way of life’s tiny beauties. Dwelling on the past won’t change what’s already happened. Worrying about the future won’t make it any less unpredictable.

Let yourself enjoy today. It’s the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday.

The Wayback Juke Box - The Replacements - Here Comes A Regular

9 Tricks Supermarkets Use and How to Avoid Them

cart Supermarkets are super marketers, and always coming up with ways to get you to spend more. Here are some of the ways they do it, and how to resist the temptation.

Mini Caramel Apples

You get all the satisfaction of a caramel apple in one bite and without a messy chin. If decorating with twigs, make sure twigs are food-safe or use craft sticks.

Ingredients
* 3/4 cup light corn syrup
* 1 cup sugar
* 1/2 cup unsalted butter
* About 1 1/4 cups heavy whipping cream, divided
* 1/2 cup chopped toasted pecans
* 1/2 cup mini chocolate chips
* 1/2 cup decorative mini orange candies
* 2 large red apples
* About 20 slender but sturdy food-safe twigs, such as magnolia twigs, or craft sticks

Preparation

* 1. Heat corn syrup, sugar, butter, and 3/4 cup plus 2 tbsp. cream in a 3-qt. saucepan over medium-high heat until mixture reaches 275° on a candy thermometer*, about 15 minutes, stirring often with the thermometer or a wooden spoon once it starts to brown. While caramel boils, prepare the remaining ingredients (you'll need to have everything ready before beginning step 3).
* 2. Grease a baking sheet and set aside. Put nuts, chocolate chips, and candies on individual plates and set aside. Using a 1-in. melon baller, cut apples into balls (you should get 8 to 10 from each apple). Push thickest end of a twig into each apple ball through skin side to center. Set on paper towels to absorb moisture.
* 3. Remove caramel from heat when at 275° and pour in remaining 1/4 cup cream, stirring until very smooth (it will come together after about 1 minute) and being careful of any splattering caramel.
* 4. Dip apple balls into caramel, making sure caramel comes over edges of skin and letting excess drip off. Dip bottom of each ball into either nuts, chocolate chips, or candies, then set on the baking sheet to cool.
* *You'll need an accurate candy thermometer. Check it by immersing in boiling water; it should read 212°. If it's a few degrees too high or low, cook the caramel to a corresponding few degrees more or less. If it's way off, get a new thermometer.
* Make ahead: Chill until ready to serve, up to 3 hours ahead. Serve at room temperature.

Why Being a Jerk at Work Pays

Study shows nice emails don’t help.

Baby Cakes - Baby Cakes Sees A Play

All Day Slow Cooked Cola Roast

This slow cooked roast uses cola to make a tender, delicious meal that the whole family will enjoy. Put it in the slow cooker, let it cook all day and then enjoy! Who knew the secret to great roast was so simple and easy?

Ingredients

* 1 beef roast
* 1 envelope dry onion soup mix
* 1 can cola of your choice
* Red potatoes, halved
* Carrots, cut in chunks
* Mushrooms
* 1 can of corn, drained

Instructions

1. Place in your slow cooker.

2. Pour ingredients over roast, then add vegetables of choice.

3. Cook all day in the slow cooker until soft.

4. Enjoy warm.

Get to the bottom of your clutter problem

How to De-Clutter Your Home—for Good

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Today's Quotes

"If you can walk you can dance, if you can talk you can sing."

-Kenyan Proverb


"If you can breathe you can do yoga."

-David Beadle

Everything Crash - The Ethiopians

Today's Blissful Place

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Here's the joke....

From Spadoman at Round Circle Blog


While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G...I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '

An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?' 'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'

'It's The Box Office.'

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

Front Row!

Stupid Sweet Potato Casserole

When it comes to casserole recipes this one is so easy it's, well - stupid. Life is easy with this recipe for Stupid Sweet Potato Casserole, it tastes amazing and for no fuss. If you need a dish to take along to potluck in a hurry, make this one!

Ingredients

* 4 large cans sweet potatoes, heated and drained
* 1/2 cup milk
* 2 eggs
* 1 cup sugar
* 1/2 cup margarine
* 1 teaspoon vanilla
* 1 cup brown sugar
* 1/2 cup milk
* 1 cup chopped pecans
* 1/3 cup flour
* 1/2 cup margarine or butter

Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

2. Mix together 1/2 cup of milk, 1 cup of white sugar, 1/2 cup of margarine, eggs, vanilla and sweet potatoes and put in a baking dish.

3. Next, combine the following in a saucepan: brown sugar, 1/2 cup milk, chopped pecans, flour and margarine.

4. Bring to a boil. Pour over sweet potato mixture.

5. Bake for approximately 40 minutes.

All in One Chicken

Try this all-American chicken dish that literally is an all-in-one meal deal! It's easy and you can multi-task while you wait for it to bake!

Ingredients

* 4 medium potatoes
* 1 pound carrots
* 2 medium onions
* 1 1/2 pounds boneless skinless chicken breasts
* 1 cup dry white wine, vermouth, beer or chicken stock
* 2 bay leaf, broken in half
* 2 pkg frozen green beans, 10 oz

Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 350F.

2. Wash the potatoes but do not peel. Cut in quarters.

3. Wash carrots and cut into 2 inch chunks.

4. Peel onion and cut into wedges.

5. In an ungreased 8x12" or 9x13" baking dish, arrange the chicken, potatoes, carrots and onion.

6. Pour the wine or other liquid over the chicken. Add the bay leaf. Cover baking dish with foil

7. Bake the chicken for 1 hour. Uncover the chicken and add the frozen green beans.

8. Continue baking for 10-15 minutes or until the chicken is thoroughly cooked and vegetables are tender.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Today's Quote

"You are what you love, not what loves you."

-Zen Proverb

New study confirms reality of global warming

A broad-based new study of climate change has confirmed earlier evidence of a global rise in average land temperatures of 1 degree Centigrade since the 1950′s. However, it draws no conclusions as to whether this warming is man-made.

The Berkeley Earth Surface Temperature study, released on Thursday, analyzed data from fifteen different sources, some going back more than two centuries, to answer doubts raised by climate change skeptics in response to earlier studies.

Previous studies had been able to rule out certain sources of possible error, including the urban heat island effect and poor station quality, but they had been based on a limited number of data sources, and skeptics had continued to claim that the results might have been skewed as a result. The new study, which includes almost all available data, is intended to counter that claim.

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White folks have been ‘occupying’ Manhattan for hundreds of years

Indigenous activists have recently expressed concern over “language of occupy.” On Friday night, Melissa Harris-Perry and anti-racist activist and educator Tim Wise took on the topic on The Rachel Maddow Show.

Wise is the author of White Like Me: Reflections on Race from a Privileged Son.

During their discussion, Wise said that Occupy Wall Street is taking place on the “site of long-standing racial injustice …and if we’re trying to build a solidarity movement, we have to be clear, we’re trying to decolonize a colonized and occupied place, not just re-occupy it for better purposes.”

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10 Ways to Support the Occupy Movement

There are many things you can do to be part of this growing movement—and only some of them involve sleeping outside.

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Monday, October 24, 2011

Today's Quote

“Happiness is not a matter of intensity but of balance, order, rhythm and harmony.”

-Thomas Merton

Life is a constant series of changes, filled with excitement and monotony, forward-motion and inertia, fun and drudgery. Happiness is choosing to be in harmony with reality as it is in the moment. It’s amazing how much joy you can experience when you make the conscious choice to be where you are.

How can you embrace the day, with all it’s adventure or simplicity?

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A Moment of Pure Astonishment, Again

By William Rivers Pitt, Truthout: "'Despicable' is not a muscular enough word to describe this sad catastrophe of a document. Leaving aside all the gibberish about global socialist conspiracies and Obama's dictatorial tyranny - truly, all that is simply too stupid to reckon with - what we have here is a far-right activist group demanding that millions of unemployed people be denied gainful employment for no other reason than the Tea Party does not like the president."

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Why the Elites Are in Trouble

Chris Hedges

"Ketchup, a petite 22-year-old from Chicago with wavy red hair and glasses with bright red frames, arrived in Zuccotti Park in New York on Sept. 17. She had a tent, a rolling suitcase, 40 dollars' worth of food, the graphic version of Howard Zinn's 'A People's History of the United States' and a sleeping bag. She had no return ticket, no idea what she was undertaking, and no acquaintances among the stragglers who joined her that afternoon to begin the Wall Street occupation. She decided to go to New York after reading the Canadian magazine Adbusters, which called for the occupation, although she noted that when she got to the park Adbusters had no discernable presence."

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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Today's Quote

"We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all."

-George Carlin

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Bernie Sanders: ‘Occupy’ protests pushing Obama to stand with working people

Independent Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont said that the ongoing “Occupy Wall Street” demonstration presented Barack Obama with an opportunity to stand with working people and push for a new jobs bill.

“I think what the president is catching on to is that the American people want him to stand up tall and straight on behalf of working families who are struggling desperately today and take on the big money interests who are so powerful and the wealthiest people who are doing phenomenally well,” he said.

The senator noted that polls have found Americans are more sympathetic with the “Occupy Wall Street” protesters than the tea party movement.

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In Memoriam

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Chris Hedges: ‘Corporations have carried out a coup d’état in my country’

In an interview published Monday, taken in Times Square during Saturday’s global day of protests, Pulitzer-winning writer Chris Hedges explained his view of the “Occupy Wall Street” movement and why he’s supporting it.

“I spent 20 years overseas, I’m a war correspondent,” he said. “I came back and realized that corporations have carried out a coup d’état in my country.”

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Movie Cliches

A clever series of charts and graphics that illustrate Hollywood movie cliches created to promote the New York International Latino Film Festival.










Being Offended

Naomi Wolf on Her Wall Street Arrest

Naomi Wolf, the feminist activist and author of The Beauty Myth, found herself in the middle of an Occupy Wall Street protest last night and ended up getting arrested—in her ball gown. Wolf was on her way to a Huffington Post event in New York when she encountered a crowd of 200 protesters. Police said the event coordinators had a permit that banned people from demonstrating on the sidewalk, but when Wolf said no such permit existed and tried to lead a march back to the event side of the street, she was cuffed and taken to jail. Wolf describes the event in The Guardian: “First they come for the 'other' – the 'terrorist,' the brown person, the Muslim, the outsider; then they come for you – while you are standing on a sidewalk in evening dress, obeying the law.”

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Gallup poll: Record number of Americans favor marijuana legalization

Gallup has found that Americans favor marijuana legalization now more than ever. A record-high 50 percent of Americans say the use of marijuana should be made legal, up 4 percent from last year and 14 percent from 2006.

Now only 46 percent say marijuana use should remain illegal, according to a poll released Monday.

“If this current trend on legalizing marijuana continues, pressure may build to bring the nation’s laws into compliance with the people’s wishes,” Gallup noted.

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