John McCain was out jogging (hobbling at a fast pace) one morning when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids anything they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Grandpa McCain said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my wife's private jet.
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Grandpa McCain said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Grandpa McCain was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look Like
you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."
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