A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from Fort
Worth when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
had broken down. The man walked up to the car and
asked, "Are you going to Fort Worth ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde. "Do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
fixing my truck. My problem is that I've got two
chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the
Fort Worth Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I
don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could
you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give
you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," she replied.
So the chimps were ushered into the back seat of the
blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat
belts. Off they went. Five hours later, the truck
driver was driving through the heart of Fort Worth
when suddenly he was horrified. There was the blonde
walking down the street with the two chimpanzees much
to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of
brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the
blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded. "I
gave you $100 to take these two chimps to the zoo!"
"I know you did," the blonde answered. "We had money
left over so now we are going to Six Flags "
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