1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What is it close to?
Copies of Chicago Sun Times and Chicago Tribune after election of Obama
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
In Treatment - Oliver - Week 5 - HBO
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
8PM
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:06 PM
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Television - Countdown w/Keith Olbermann MSNBC
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
20 mins ago - water flowers in front of house
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
news story
9. What are you wearing?
Khaki's and while blouse
10. Did you dream last night?
no
11. When did you last laugh?
At the office right before I left
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Large black and white photo of trees
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Speech by Cheney
14. What do you think of this quiz?
fun
15. What is the last film you saw?
Burn after reading
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house out in the country surrounded by lots of land.
17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
I'm a sap and sometimes cry over commercials
18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
no more hate/fear
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. ALONE
20. Finish this sentence: George Bush ________.
Is a dumb ass
21. Imagine your first (or next) child is a girl, what do you call her?
Aint happening
22. Imagine your first (or next) child is a boy, what do you call him?.
Aint happening
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes! France or Italy
There's my answers. Cut and paste into comments and give me your answers
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
1 comment:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What is it close to?
BULLETIN BOARD IN MY OFFICE
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4 EPISODES OF 24. OH MY GOD!!!!!
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
9:15PM
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:09PM
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TELEVISION
7. When did you last step outside? 20 MINS AGO What were you doing? BRINGING IN THE KIDS (DOGS)
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
MY BLOG
9. What are you wearing?
U.S. NAVY SEAL TSHIRT AND PJ BOTTOMS
10. Did you dream last night?
I DREAMT I WENT BACK TO MY OLD JOB.
11. When did you last laugh?
AT THE OFFICE TODAY WHEN AMY TOLD ME TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF HER DIAGNOSIS.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A FRAMED BLACK AND WHITE PHOTO OF A LARGE TREE. A BULLETIN BOARD. TWO FRAMED CERTIFICATES FROM PARTICIPATING IN COLUMBUS READS.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
THE PICTURES OF CLOUDS I HAVE POSTED ON MY BLOG WERE PRETTY WEIRD.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
PEOPLE WHO MAKE THIS STUFF UP HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
15. What is the last film you saw?
ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE WATCHED A MOVIE I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
NEW DIGS
17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
I AM MOVED TO CRY VERY EASILY.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
I'D REMOVE THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.
19. Do you like to dance?
NO BUT THATS PROBABLY BECAUSE I CAN'T.
20. Finish this sentence: George Bush_____________.
IS AN EMBARRASMENT - A LIAR - AND THE ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENT.
21. Imagine your first (or next) child is a girl, what do you call her? HMMMM IF I HAD ANOTHER I'D CALL HER STEPHANIE.
22. Imagine your first (or next) child is a boy, what do you call him?. STEPHEN :)
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? YES - MOST DEFINITELY. IF I HAD THE MEANS I'D GO NOW.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
WELL DONE, BETH! YOU NEEDN'T BE AFRAID ANY MORE.
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