New Virus

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. > This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you >receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any >means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life >completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two >good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as >Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or >Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.