Momisms

1) "You'll understand when you're older."

2) "You won't be happy until you break that, will you?"

3) "You can't find it? Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you wouldn't have this problem."

4) "Who died and left you boss?"

5) "When you have your own house then you can make the rules!"

6) "When I was young we had respect for our elders, now look at the world!"

7) "What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?"

8) "Say that again and I'll wash your mouth out with soap."

9) "Isn't it past your bedtime?"

10) "I'm not going to ask you again."

11) "I brought you into this world, and I can take you right back out!"

12) "Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!"

13) "Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?"

14) "As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say."

15) "Am I talking to a brick wall?"

16) "Answer me when I ask you a question!"

17) "Are you going out dressed like that?"

18) "Are your hands broken? Pick it up yourself! I'm not your maid!"

19) "Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age."

20) "Did you clean your room?"

21) "I don't care who started it, YOU stop it!"

22) "Don't cross your eyes or they'll freeze that way."

23) "Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again!"

24) "Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been."

25) "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

26) "If you don't clean your plate, you won't get any dessert."

27) "How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!"

28) "How many times do I have to tell you?"

29) "If you don't stop crying, I am going to give you something to cry about!"

30) "I'll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one."