A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 bottles of beer. The bartender opens twelve bottles of beer and sets them on the bar in front of the guy. The guy begins drinking them as fast as he could. Just as he finished the eleventh bottle and started on the twelfth, The Bartender says, "You sure are drinking those fast." The guy said, "If you had what I have you would drink them fast too." The bartender asks, "What do you have?" The guy says, "Only 75 cents."