Tuesday, May 02, 2006

More from "Life's Little Instruction Book"

-Learn three clean jokes.

-Wear polished shoes.

-Floss your teeth.

-Drink champagne for no reason at all.

-Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it.

-Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yard.

-If, in a fight, hit first and hit hard.

-Return all the things you borrow

-Teach some kind of class.

-Be a student in some kind of class.

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