Nun at Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The
place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a
while the lights would turn off.

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheer.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
Statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf" Well, in that
case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender
showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she preceded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped
Just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom? "Well, now
they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see,"
laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up,
the lights go out.