"Congratulations to Taylor Hicks. Taylor
is the fifth winner of "American Idol." He now joins those
immortal past winners: what's-her-name, that girl, that
other blonde girl, and the chubby guy." --Jay Leno

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"Former CEO of Enron Ken Lay is going away. He's going to
be sentenced in September, and it could be 16-18 years.
But he got some good news today -- Martha said she'd wait
for him." --David Letterman

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"At the end of this seasons 'American Idol,' Ryan Seacrest
announced that more than 63 million votes were cast, which
is more than any president in U.S. history has ever received.
In a related story, this morning Hillary Clinton bought a
karaoke machine." --Conan O'Brien