A priest and a minister from the local churches are standing by the side of
the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now Before it's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious
nuts!"

Then from around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The priest turns to the minister and asks, "Do you think the sign should
just say 'Bridge Out'?"