Today is the 24th anniversary of the IBM personal computer.
Experts say it revolutionized work and made people more pro-
ductive at the office. Except for the six hours a day they
are emailing friends, sufing the Internet, and playing
solitaire!" --Jay Leno

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"President Bush gave the commencement address at the
Merchant Marine Academy. While he was there a cadet, who
took six years to graduate, surprised President Bush by
giving him a bear hug. When asked about it, the cadet said,
'President Bush is an inspiration to everyone who takes
six years to graduate.'" --Conan O'Brein