The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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Some people try to turn back their !odoeter s.

Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

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When you are dissatisfied and would
Like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

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I don't know how I got over the hill
Without getting to the top.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging
Is that it is such a nice change from being young.

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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

(??? This has to have been spoken by someone rich and with good medical benefits!)

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Old age is when former classmates are so gray
And wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
You won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

(Oh are we going to have a hilarious time)

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First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

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Even worse, you feel technically savvy because you know how

To cut and paste this e-mail into a new one - and then you can't remember who sent it to you so you resend it back to them!

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Lord,
Keep your arm around my shoulder

And your hand over my mouth.