Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's okay. What a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, long legs, well-endowed, and she's wearing a tank top and
tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter . . . let's look for yours."
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