A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night , she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a v irgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'
'Well , husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order , he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband # 5 was an Engineer ,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research , implement , and design a new state of the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product , he was never sure how to p osition it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him.
'But now that I've married you , I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful' , said the husband , 'but why?
'Your're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.'
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