Sunday, August 02, 2009

Definitions

Arbitrator - A cook that leaves Arby's to work atMcDonald's.

Avoidable - What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney - Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette - The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize - What a crook sees with.

Control - A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters - Workers who put together kitchencabinets.

Eclipse - what an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper - a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes - what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank - what the robber did when his bag was full ofloot.

Misty - How some golfers create divots.

Paradox - two physicians.

Parasites - what you see from the top of the EiffelTower.

Pharmacist - a helper on the farm! .

Polarize - what penguins see with.

Primate - removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief - what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck - what you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress - describes 250 pounds in a size six.

Selfish - what the owner of a seafood store does.

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