Thanks Eli
A man walks into a used car dealership and wants to buy a car. The salesman takes him around but every car he shows him the buyer finds something not to like about it and finally says, "Don't you have anything else?"
The salesman says, "Well we do have one more car, and wait until you see the radio on this one! You'll buy it just for the radio!"
He takes the man back to the far end of the lot and shows him an old beat up jalopy. The man says he's seen enough and turns around to walk away but the salesman protests, "But you haven't seen the radio yet!" So the man agrees to listen to the radio but says, "Who would buy a car just for a radio?"
So they get in and the salesman says what kind of music do you like? The man answers, "rock." So the salesman looks at the radio and says, "Rock." Immediately the radio turns on and tunes itself to a rock station. The salesman says, "now you try it." The amazed driver says, "country." The radio tunes itself and lands on a station that is playing country. The man goes on, "hip-hop," "classical," "rap." Each time the radio changes to a station that is playing that kind of music. The man is so amazed that he buys the car on the spot.
Later on he is driving home enjoying his incredible radio when another driver cuts him off in traffic. The man mutters under his breath, "Jerk!" Immediately the radio changes stations and finds Rush Limbaugh.
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