Instant Winner

!A redneck goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peal off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"

The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"

The redneck replies, "No, I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"

By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!"

Again the redneck says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"

The redneck hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads,
"WIN A BAGEL."