Bill and Sam, two elderly pals, usually met in the park every day to feed pigeons, watch squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really began to worry about him.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park,Sam didn't know where Bill lived. So, he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
After a month passed Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill. But then one day when Sam approached the park -- lo and behold -- there sat Bill! Sam was quite excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
Bill replied, 'I've been in jail.'
'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I often go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, a while back she filed a rape charge against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'
'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
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