Our Weird Language

* Why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

* Why do some people use the expression 'Good Grief'?
What is a Bad Grief?

* Why is the plural of goose-geese and not the plural of
moose-meese?

* If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice why aren't
two houses hice?

* If the plural of mouse is mice, what is the plural of
spouse?

* Why do we say something is awfully good? What exactly do
we mean by this?

* Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one
amend?

* Can you have only one plural?

* Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the
difference between here and there?

* Can you be frequent infrequently?

* Why do people say 'This and That' as opposed to 'That and
This'?

* If the plural of octopus is octopi and platypus is platypi
what is the plural of schoolbus?

* Why is sphinges the plural of sphinx if there's only one?

* What's the difference between new and brand new?

* Why do North Americans fill a form out but the English
fill it in?