Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Rumor : News that travels at the speed of sound.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Father : An Automatic Teller Machine provided by nature.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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