Unlikely marriages

1. If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty
Twitty.

2. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

3. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly
Dali.

4. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

5. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced
him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton
John.

6.If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to
marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

7. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

8. If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him
and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

9. If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop
Doggy Dogg Pooh.

10. How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married
Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

11. If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali,
then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

12. If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten,
then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.

13. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor),
King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert
Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar
Mayer Wiener.

14. If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and
married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd
be Woody Wood Peck Hur.