A young, pregnant newlywed was visiting her doctor for a maternity checkup. The doctor checked her out and knowing this was her first child asked her if she had any questions.
The young woman blushed and said, "...er...Doctor, my husband wanted to know...ah...how long I can continue to ah...er..."
"Now, now," said the doctor in reassuring tones. "I know what you are asking. You can continue to have sex with your husband until the third trimester."
"Oh no, Doctor. That's not what my husband wanted to know. He wanted to know how much longer I could mow the lawn."
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