Dear Beth,
Today it is sunny and 52 degrees. While at the grocery store today I observed two white men wearing SHORTS! I thought it was too soon to wear shorts. Isn't there some rule about when to break out the shorts like there is for white pants? Should white people be wearing shorts already?
Longing for spring
Dear Longing for spring,
HELL NO!!!!
No one wants to see those ugly pasty white legs! If you must wear shorts before the arrival of warm weather - please do it in the privacy of your own homes. Oh and hit the tanning booth first.
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