Mister Gay

An employee of USAir by the name of James Gay boarded a US
Air flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat
down, someone else came and claimed he had the same seat
assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty seat.

Soon after that the airplane began to fill up. The rule with
the US Air employee vouchers is that if a paying customer
needs your seat, you have to surrender it. So when the flight
became completely full and still more needed to get on, a
flight attendant went to the original seat of Mr. Gay and
said to the man now sitting there, "Excuse me, are you Gay?"

The man, somewhat stunned, said, "Well, yes, as a matter of
fact I am."

The flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to get
off the plane."

At this point Mr. Gay, who had been watching all of this (and
was rather amused) jumped up and said, "Excuse me, you've
made a mistake. I'm Gay!"

Finally, another man jumped up and said, "Well, hell, I'm gay
too. They can't throw us all off!"