Twas the night of Thanksgiving
But I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards
I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned
The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptations
with all of my might
Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation
so, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore
Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees
Happy eating ot all- Pass the cranberries , please
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump
May your potatoes N Gravy have nary a lump
May your Yams be delicious
May your pies take the prize
May your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs !!!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone. There is so much to be thankful for.
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