This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,
Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar,
warned the United States that if military actions in
Iraq and Afghanistan continue, the Taliban authorities
intend to cut off America's supply of Convenience Store
Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results,
Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL, Norton, and
AOL Customer Service Reps.
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