The phone rang. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance
company. "Do you have a second mortgage on your home?"
"No," She replied.
"Would you like to consolidate all your debts?"
"I really don't have any," She said.
"How about freeing up cash for home improvements?" he tried.
"I don't need any. I just recently had some done and paid
cash," She parried.
There was a brief silence, and then he asked, "Are you
looking for a husband?"
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