Friday, December 16, 2011

Instructions for properly hugging a baby

First, uh, find a baby

Second, be sure that the object you found was
Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing technique

Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning theHugging process

The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
Achieve the best photo quality.

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