Morris

Morris, an 82 year-old-man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: Get a hot momma and be cheerful." The doctor said, "I didn't say that ... I said, you've got a heart murmur, be careful."