Sunday, May 20, 2012

Top Ten Things That Make a Woman Threatening to Other Women

For all of the women who have found themselves standing in the same awkward place, wondering what they’ve done to cause the nails to come out in their female counterparts, here is a list of the top ten things that make women threatening to other women. Pay attention and remember: any one of these things can have you on the outskirts of female companionship. Any combination of these qualities can make you a double or even triple threat. If you have all ten, I hate you, too!

1) Beauty: You don’t have to believe it to be true. If the women around you think you’re prettier than them, your fate is sealed. The prettier you are, the more threatened the women around you will feel. Your mere presence makes them feel like an ogre standing next to you. If they are single, they will see you as the competition. If they are married, they will see you as the seductive temptress desiring to steal their man away. My advice? Short of bodily mutation (subtle joke, not a suggestion) there is not much you can do other than play it down. V-necks and mini-skirts will only make your problems worse.

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