A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?' I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'
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