Little Larry

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a
few minutes, Larry asked, ‘Dad, why are you doing that?' His
father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants
to buy Mom ...'