Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Funny Excerpts from Student Essays

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks.

History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.

At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlics in their hair.

Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul.

The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king.

Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate.

The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him.

Socrates died from an over-dose of wedlock.

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