Larry and Peggy go to a counselor after 35 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and Peggy goes into a "tirade" listing every problem they have ever had in the 35 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces Peggy and kisses her passionately. Peggy goes silent and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to Larry and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you handle this?"
Larry thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on the other days, I golf...
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