Thursday, December 28, 2006

Actual newspaper headlines!

And I thought journalists were supposed to know English!

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

4. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

5. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

9. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

12. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

13. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

14. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

15. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

16. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

20. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

21. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

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