And I thought journalists were supposed to know English!
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
4. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
5. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
9. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
12. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
13. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
14. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
15. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
16. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
20. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
21. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
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