Friday, February 02, 2007

Blonde Football

A fraternity brother took his beautiful blonde girlfriend to her first Ole Miss football game. They had great seats right behind the team's bench. After the game he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Her dumbfounded date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

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