Friday, October 25, 2013

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Senior should not go Trick Or Treating...

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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

4 comments:

Yar said...

Actually if somebody says "great Boris Karloff mask," and you understand the reference, you're too old to Trick or Treat.

Elizabeth said...

Gosh how I loved those movies. I still do.

Yar said...

Even today, the campier the better.

Elizabeth said...

I tend to like the old stuff more than the new stuff. TCM is my favorite channel.