A 65-year-old man went to the doctor for his Class II exam and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"
The old timer said, "I'm a bush pilot and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight, climb all over the airplane doing my preflight inspection, flying all day, etc."
Doctor: "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"
Old timer: "Who said my dad's dead?"
Doctor: "You mean you're 65 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"
Old timer: "He's 84 years old and, in fact, he built and flies his own airplane and he went flying with me this morning. That's why he's still alive... he's a pilot too!"
Doctor: "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
Old timer: "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Doctor: "You mean your dad is 84 years old and his father is still living! How old is he?"
Old timer: "Grandpa is 102 years old and he's a pilot too.
By now the doctor was getting incredulous, and after a short silence he said, "I guess he went flying with you this morning too?"
Old timer: "No...Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he just got married and he's on his honeymoon."
Doctor is now amazed and says: "Got married!! Why in the heck would a 102-year-old guy want to get married?"
Old timer: "Who said he wanted to?"
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