These were actual hospital patient reports...enjoy!
-While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
-The skin was moist and dry.
-Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
-Patient was alert and unresponsive.
-Rectal exam ination revealed a normal size thyroid.
-She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
-I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
-Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
-Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
-The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
-Skin: somewhat pale but present.
-The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
-Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
No comments:
Post a Comment