Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Here's The Joke

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

* Better to be safe than...punch a 5th grader

* Strike while the ...bug is close

* It's always darkest before...Daylight Savings Time

* Never underestimate the power of...termites.

* You can lead a horse to water but...how?

* Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty.

* No news is...impossible.

* A miss is as good as a...Mr.

*You can't teach an old dog new............math

* If you lie down with dogs, you'll...stink in the morning

* Love all, trust...me.

* The pen is mightier than the...pigs.

* An idle mind is...The best way to relax.

* Where there's smoke there's...pollution.

* Happy the bride who...gets all the presents.

* A penny saved is...not much.

* Two's company, three's...the Musketeers.

* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose.

* None are so blind as...Helen Keller.

* Children should be seen and not...spanked or grounded.

* You get out of something what you...see pictured on the box.

* When the blind leadeth the blind...get out of the way.

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