The Rules of Chocolate

~ If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.

~ Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices &
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you
want.

~ The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from
the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking
lot.

~ Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

~ A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

~ If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the
freezer.

~ But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong
with you?

~ If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top
of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they
will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.