Monday, March 24, 2008

Another Blonde Joke

There were female spies waiting to be executed. A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde. It was an old-fashioned execution. But, of course, these women didn't want to die, so they needed a plan.

The red-head said, "I have an idea... follow my lead."

So, when it was time for the red-head's execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up against a wall.

"Do you have any last words?" he asked.

"No," she replied.

"Okay, then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."

"TORNADO!" the she yelled yelled out, pointing.

The gunmen all turned around, and she escaped!

The brunette and blonde saw this. So, when it was time for the brunette's execution, the man put on a her blindfold and made her line up against a wall.

"Do you have any last words?" he asked.

"No," she replied.

"Okay, then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."

"FLOOD!" the brunette yelled out, pointing.

The gunmen all turned around, and she escaped, too!

Now the blonde understood this. So, when it was time for the blonde's execution, the man put on a her blindfold and made her line up against a wall.

"Do you have any last words?" he asked.

"No," she replied.

"Okay, then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."

"FIRE!"

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