Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Training Courses Now Available for Men

Be one step ahead of the rest.....sign up NOW!! Classes Start Soon!

1) Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop!

2) Introduction to Common Household Objects II:The Sponge!

3) Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding.

4) Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead.

5) Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? You CAN
Tell the Difference!

6) If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss 101.

7) If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the
Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss 102.

8) Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

9) Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In.

10) Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the
Electronics Came In.

11) Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from
the Sink!

12) Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

13) Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're
About to run out of Toilet Paper!

14) Bathroom Etiquette IV: What to Do With the Toilet Seat
When You Are Done.

15) Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old
Levis to Goodwill.

16) Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester
Shirts.

17) No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the
Limitations of Your Kitchenware.

18) Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

19) Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth
Down and Ten" Means!

20) Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut.

21) Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That
Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category.

22) Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote.

23) "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why
Women Laugh.

24) Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet.

25) Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed.

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