Tuesday, April 29, 2008

News Flash

Crawford, Texas--A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of the books were lost.

A White House spokesman said the President was devastated as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer

1 comment:

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Hope u are feeling better.