I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and Suffering.
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The last fight was my fault.
My wife asked,"What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your will power."
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're real lucky, mine's still alive."
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How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
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If you want your wife to listen
and pay undivided attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying!"
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