"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you, being 54 yrs old, can no longer satisfy. I
am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 yr old secretary at
the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall
be home before midnight."
When the man cam home late that night, he found the
following letter on the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 yrs old. I would like to take this
opportunity t! o remin d you that you are also 54 yrs
old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local
college. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael,
one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach. he is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18 yrs old. As a successful businessman who has an
excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that
we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference.....18 goes into 54 a lot more times than
54 into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until
sometime tomorrow!!!"
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