Bubba The Doctor

A doctor in Houston wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. Bubba, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Bubba.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Bubba, how was your day?'

Bubba told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Bubba.

Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flash, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over ten years!!

Holy Cow, Bubba, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes"