On Aging

Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads
weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when
everything either dries up or leaks.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
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First you forget names,then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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