Traveling

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bath-
room, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the
ther stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and
I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat
embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine.'

And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking
this is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just
traveling.'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can
when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I
could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
'No..I'm a little busy right now!'

Then I hear the person say nervously... 'Listen, I'll have
to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who
keeps answering all my questions.